“After my best friend broke up with me for Jesus, my other best friend invited me over to watch his favorite film. I was crying, not at the film, which was actually a porn…”
“My leggings split. My pilates instructor saw my vagina. I was rethinking everything. “I guarantee she has a designer pussy,” I said between bites of quinoa.”
“Ruth first approached her replacement like any God-fearing woman would, placing her human hand on the robot’s end effector and reading from Leviticus…”
“The Ever-Improving Marcy Leonard” in Copper Nickel 26, (print), 2018
“Marcy Leonard literally can’t wait for this new chapter. OK, not literally. She can wait. She will wait.”